Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Breaking news ...

In a well rehearsed coup, Dems beat Reps 51-49. Yawn.

On a more serious note, Oneirodynic Spurtan files a petition of national importance: idli2006. Homeland Security promptly responds by raising a mauve alert.

Closer home, in the Jessical Lal case, a senile Jethmalani gets away with a good part of his underpants intact, in a lively skirmish with the judge. Unsatisfied with this unexpected development, he immediately announces plans of losing them (the underpants) by vigorously defending the Delhi traders in the Supreme court.

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